don’t tell my pets to shut up. only i can tell my pets to shut up. you shut up.
- God: *creates the human butt*
- God: Oh they are gonna love this
“If you’re happy in a dream…does that count? The happiness–does it count?”
From The God of Small Things by Arundhati Roy (via hush-syrup)
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the year is 2040 you are still not superior for not listening to pop music
Tagged: #ohgod i love this show